Make a bold statement with the Certified Thick and Unstable graphic tee—where confidence meets chaos in the best way. Featuring a fierce, curvy cartoon character dual-wielding a taco and a bat, this design is perfect for anyone embracing their thiccness, unpredictability, and unbothered attitude.
Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt offers durability, comfort, and a relaxed fit for all-day wear. Whether you’re starting fires (figuratively… hopefully) or just flexing your “thickness verified” status, this is the tee for you.
Product Features:
- 100% US-grown cotton – ethically sourced and breathable
- Heavyweight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – perfect for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit with reinforced shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Tear-away label for maximum comfort
- Designed for laughs, stares, and compliments
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on design
- No bleach unless you enjoy pain
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean